We consider functions \(f: \mathbb {Z}\rightarrow \mathbb {R}\) and kernels \(u: \{-n, \cdots , n\} \rightarrow \mathbb {R}\) normalized by \(\sum _{\ell = -n}^{n} u(\ell ) = 1\) , making the convolution \(u *f\) a “smoother” local average of f. We identify which choice of u most effectively smooths the second derivative in the following sense. For each u, basic Fourier analysis implies there is a constant C(u) so \(\Vert \Delta (u *f)\Vert _{\ell ^2(\mathbb {Z})} \le C(u)\Vert f\Vert _{\ell ^2(\mathbb {Z})}\) for all \(f: \mathbb {Z}\rightarrow \mathbb {R}\) . In this paper, we find an explicit expression for the unique kernel u that minimizes C(u). The minimizing kernel is remarkably close to the Epanechnikov kernel in Statistics. This solves a problem of Kravitz-Steinerberger and an extremal problem for polynomials is solved as a byproduct.